squatting

καταπάτηση

squatting

κατάληψη

We have tried to address the growing problem of cyber squatting by asking the registry to run a mediation and arbitration service, either free or on a cost-recovery basis to deal with speculative and abusive registration of domain names.

Προσπαθήσαμε να αντιμετωπίσουμε το μεγάλο πρόβλημα της καταπάτησης του κυβερνοχώρου ζητώντας από το μητρώο να καθιερώσει μια υπηρεσία διαμεσολάβησης και διαιτησίας, είτε δωρεάν είτε στη βάση της κάλυψης του κόστους, που θα ασχολείται με την κερδοσκοπική και καταχρηστική καταχώριση των ονομάτων τομέα.

type: a short-necked glass bottle containing 0,62 litres, consisting of a cylindrical body with broad shoulders, giving the bottle a squat appearance, with approximately the following proportions:

Τύπος: γυάλινη φιάλη με βραχύ λαιμό, περιεκτικότητας 0,62 l, αποτελούμενη από κυλινδρικό σώμα που καταλήγει σε ευρείες πλάγιες πλευρές, κοντόχονδρη και με κατά προσέγγιση διαστάσεις:

So some of the safeguards that both Mrs Flesch and Mrs McCarthy refer to, about protection of trademarks and avoidance of vexatious registration -cyber-squatting -are particularly important.

Έτσι μερικές από τις διασφαλίσεις στις οποίες αναφέρονται τόσο η κ. Flesch όσο και η κ. McCarthy, για την προστασία των εμπορικών σημάτων και την αποφυγή της κακόβουλης καταχώρισης -της καταπάτησης του κυβερνοχώρου -είναι ιδιαίτερα σημαντικές.

As to the alternative dispute resolution procedure, its purpose is promptly to resolve disputes between domain name holders on matters such as cyber-squatting or intellectual property rights, as well as in relation to individual decisions by the registry.
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Όσον αφορά την εναλλακτική διαδικασία επίλυσης διαφορών, σκοπός της είναι να επιλύσει άμεσα διαφορές μεταξύ κατόχων ονομάτων περιοχών σε θέματα όπως η κατάληψη του κυβερνοχώρου ή τα δικαιώματα πνευματικής ιδιοκτησίας, καθώς και σε σχέση με μεμονωμένες αποφάσεις του μητρώου.
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So some of the safeguards that both Mrs Flesch and Mrs McCarthy refer to, about protection of trademarks and avoidance of vexatious registration - cyber-squatting - are particularly important.
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Έτσι μερικές από τις διασφαλίσεις στις οποίες αναφέρονται τόσο η κ. Flesch όσο και η κ. McCarthy, για την προστασία των εμπορικών σημάτων και την αποφυγή της κακόβουλης καταχώρισης - της καταπάτησης του κυβερνοχώρου - είναι ιδιαίτερα σημαντικές.
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This means rules that prevent people from stealing and squatting on public property, forcing children to beg or women into slavery, but also those that prohibit discrimination and persecution of the poor, and the decades-old repression of people who no longer know what nationality they are and are travellers not through choice, but because after fleeing so many times, the only thing that remains is life on the road.
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Αυτό σημαίνει κανόνες που αποτρέπουν τους ανθρώπους από το να κλέψουν και να καταπατήσουν τη δημόσια ιδιοκτησία, που αναγκάζουν τα παιδιά στη ζητιανιά ή τις γυναίκες στη δουλεία, αλλά και εκείνοι που απαγορεύουν τις διακρίσεις και τις διώξεις των φτωχών, και την από αιώνες ξεπερασμένη καταστολή ανθρώπων που δεν γνωρίζουν πλέον ποια είναι η εθνικότητά τους και ταξιδεύουν όχι από επιλογή, αλλά με το να μετακινούνται τόσες πολλές φορές, το μόνο πράγμα που τους απομένει είναι η ζωή στον δρόμο.
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Strict measures on squatting, the expulsion of migrants without visas and higher penalties for those who commit anti-social crimes are consistent with European law.
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Τα αυστηρά μέτρα σχετικά με την κατάληψη, την απέλαση μεταναστών χωρίς θεωρήσεις και τις υψηλότερες κυρώσεις για εκείνους που διαπράττουν τα αντικοινωνικά εγκλήματα είναι σύμφωνα με την ευρωπαϊκή νομοθεσία. "
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1 EXT. BEACH IN SWEDEN - DAY 1 It´s swedish summer. Rain. We can see 5-6 children taking swimming classes at some floating landing stages. Rain drops are dripping down around the freezing children. It all looks cold and doll. Under a temporary protection of tarpaulin, a swim teacher is standing. He is wearing a thick army fur and is pouring coffee from a thermos. He then grabs a megaphone, which makes some acoustic feedback. Water is sprinkling down from the edge of the tarpaulin. SWIM TEACHER Okay, you can come up soon. We´re just waiting for Torkel. A small boy swims tensely towards the landing stage. It takes time. The other children are waiting and looking at him, shivering. The swim teacher turns to Sune. SWIM TEACHER (CONT’D) Too bad you missed this class too, Sune. Sune is also sitting on a chair under the tarpaulin. His leg is covered in plaster and is resting straight ahead. SUNE Yes, I´ve had such bad luck all spring. You can´t swim with a plaster! First I was going to ride my bike and the handlebars were loose and then I actidentially fell down the stairs and then... SWIM TEACHER Thank you, I´ve heard... SUNE Can I have a cookie? SWIMTEACHER No! One of the student´s older sister is standing close by and giggles at Sune. Sune turns to her and waves with a plastered foot. Hey hey. SUNE The girl smiles. The teacher blows his pipe. All the freezing children starts heading towards land. The children are all standing in line to get their diploma. (MORE) SUNE (CONT'D) Some parents are squat under their umbrellas. When it´s time for Sune to get his, the teacher stops. SWIMTEACHER Only the kids that learned how to swim gets diplomas. SUNE But I know ALL the strokes! I promise. He winkes at the girls standing next to them. The swim teacher notices, a little bit annoyed. SWIM TEACHER That´s not really the same thing, Sune. Sune shrugs his shoulders. SUNE Ah, it doesn´t matter. I´m not going to swim this summer. We´re going to Myggträsk with our trailer. He looks at his watch. SUNE (CONT’D) Oh, I have to hurry now. Sune doesn´t look sad and walks away from there with stagger steps. Behind a corner or behind a bush, Sune is miraculously cured. He sits down and opens the plaster, which has small hinges on, takes it off and stands up. Two girls pass by, looking at him with wonder. He has to explain it somehow. SUNE (CONT’D) Hallelujah! God heard my prayer. I´m cured! They giggle. Sune offers the plaster to one of them. SUNE (CONT’D) Do you want it? It´s prime plaster. Only had one owner before. Sune jumps away with a positive feeling in his body. 2 EXT. SUBURBAN AREA - DAY 2 Sune is riding his bike back home from the swim class. He waves at some girls passing by. 3 INT. ANDERSSON´S HOUSE - DAY 3 Close up on a mosquito resistant spray in Karin´s hand. She puts it on a board filled with the same sprays and puts the board in a cabinet. Anna is standing next to her, with a tablet computer in her hand. ANNA I we´re only going to Myggträsk just like always, why can´t I go with Martin to their country house at Öland instead? Karin takes her thickest sweaters and scarfs and warm, long underwear and puts it all in a different cabinet. She sighs a little bit and looks at the dark clouds outside. KARIN No. We´re going to be the palest people at the block again. Just like every year. ANNA But you don´t understand anything! I can´t live without Martin. She sighs and almost bumps in to Sune, who just entered the house, when she leaves the room. Sune looks after her. 4 ABC INT. ANDERSSON´S HOUSE /STAIR/ BATHROOM /SUNE S ROOM - D4AYABC Sune walks up the stairs to the second floor. He takes a quick glanze in the bathroom and sees Håkan Bråkan, who just filled the tub with water. Håkan himself is standing next to it, ready to jump in with a cyclop and flippers. Sune walks in to his own room. He pulls out a little box that he had hidden underneath his bed. he removes the lid. Inside is a small glas sculpture of two dolphines with a heart. A note under it, reads “SUNE SOPHIE = 1 YEAR!”. Sune smiles with a lot of warmth when he´s holding it. 5A INT. ANDERSSON´S HOUSE - DAY 5A Dad Rudolf gets home. RUDOLF The family? The family? Karin shouts from the trailer. KARIN (O.S.) Yes, we´re in here, packing. Warm, long underwear. RUDOLF Can you wait with that for a second? Rudolf puts the stero on. A drum intro starts. In a couple of fast clips we see how everyone in the house reacts. 5B INT. ANDERSSON´S HOUSE/ TRAILER- DAY 5B Karin looks up, surprised. 5C INT. ANDERSSON´S HOUSE / SUNE´S ROOM - DAY 5C Sune hears the music and puts the dolphine sculpture down. 5D INT. ANDERSSON´S HOUSE / BATHROOM - DAY 5D Håkan Bråkan is standing in the bathroom and pulls the cyclop up to his forehead and runs out. The camera stops and we see how the water tap keeps running. 5E INT. ANDERSSON´S HOUSE 5E Anna, Sune and Håkan run down the stairs. SUNE Are we going to have a family meeting?? ANNA Apparently. In the livingroom, Rudolf sits with a serious face. He waves at everyone to sit down at the table. Håkan walks in with a big Whiteboard - which they apparently always bring out at family meetings. Rudolf stops him. RUDOLF Det där behöver vi inte i dag. Tack ändå. Håkan shrugs his shoulders and puts the Whiteboard away. Everyone takes a seat at the table. 6 INT. ANDERSSON´S - DAY 6 The music is nice - but the only one really enjoying it is Rudolf. He “directs” the music -and the others look more stressed, with faces that say “can we start this now”. After a little too long while, Rudolf finally puts the music off. RUDOLF Welcome to the Andersson´s family meeting. Yes, unfortunately there is something I need to tell you. ANNA What happend now? SUNE What did you break now? RUDOLF Oh my god, what do you guys think of me? The silence speaks around the table. No one wants to present a list THAT long to Rudolf. Rudolf looks serious. Everyone in the family notice it. Håkan looks stressed. HÅKAN Tell us, now. I don´t have time for a meeting. I have to... RUDOLF That has to wait Håkan. HÅKAN But... Rudolf gives his a look. Håkan gets quiet. RUDOLF Well, something happend... KARIN Yes? RUDOLF It started already after lunch today at work...I was sitting there in the office, feeling a little bit sad... KLIPP TILL 7 INT. THE OFFICE - DAY 7 Rudolf is sitting in a huge office evironment. The radio is playing a song by Lisa from Idol in the background. She is singing about Love and Heaven. Rudolf is looking through some papers, looking unusually happy. At his desk is a framed photo of the entire Andersson family in front of their trailer. His boss walks in. He is carrying a small box. CHEFEN Hey Rudolf. Time to take some vacation now, right? RUDOLF (V.O) I was looking forward to the vacation! RUDOLF (CONT’D) Hey there Ralf. Well. There´s still 15 minutes left. The boss smiles but looks a little bit uncomfortable. THE BOSS So, do you have and plans for the vacation? RUDOLF (V.O) I had no idea what we were going to do this summer. It gets a little bit tedious to go with the trailer every year! Oh yes! We got new tieres on the trailer, so it´s Myggträsk as usual! THE BOSS Oh. I was going to ask if you wanted to do something else this summer. RUDOLF (V.O) I was thinking, maybe we should do something else this summer? THE BOSS You see, there is a huge tax meeting for all of Europe´s tax experts in Greece next week - and I already promised the wife to take the entire month off. RUDOLF (V.O) Since we´re off all summer... THE BOSS So, I was going to ask you if you could go to Greece for me? RUDOLF (V.O) ..I made a spontanious desicion to go to Greece! Rudolf looks doubtful. He´s considering if he really wants to go to Greece with the family. THE BOSS What do you say? RUDOLF Well. I just bought a new casting rod ... THE BOSS I see. I´ll have to find someone else. Rudolf stands up quickly. RUDOLF No no. I´ll do it! There´s fish in Greece too! Rudolf smiles and shakes his boss´s hand. THE BOSS Then maybe you could take these too? It´s some delayed declarations. RUDOLF With pleasure. He hands over the box and a brochure. Rudolf looks at the brochure. We see a pretty luxuary complex with pools and terraces and a azur blue ocean in the background. 8 INT. ANDERSSON´S HOUSE - DAY 8 Karin looks up from the brochure. KARIN Greece? Are you crazy? This place is really nice! RUDOLF Only the best is good enough, like I use to say. Everyone cheers with joy. SUNE But then I have to swim? RUDOLF Exactly! How fortunate that you finished you swim classes now! Didn´t you get a diploma, by the way? SUNE No, They stopped with that. We got an applaud. It´s better for the environment. KARIN Can we afford this? RUDOLF Oh yes! Sometimes you just have to spoil yourself. It´s what I´ve always said. Karin nods and smiles “Mmm, really!”. RUDOLF (CONT’D) You see, I got a little bonus at work. For my exceptional good work in the tax revision. Rudolf´s phone starts ringing. He looks at the display and it says “Boss”. He steps in to another room to pick up. THE BOSS Hey Rudolf. RUDOLF Hey Ralf, how funny. I just told everyone about Greece over here. THE BOSS (INTERUPTS) Yes, Greece, yes. You don´t have to go! The wife thought it seemes like a FUN idea to go to Greece. RUDOLF Oh? THE BOSS I know you wanted to go to Myggträsk again. I have to go. Enjoy the mosquitos. Good bye. RUDOLF Oh? Click. Rudolf looks at his family, they´re still cheering. He realizes what he has to do. He has to stop the happiness with a boring announcement. He walks in and shouts. RUDOLF (CONT’D) The family! Everyone stops in the middle of a cheer and looks at Rudolf. He waits a short secund. He then realizes that he can´t stop all this happiness. RUDOLF (CONT’D) We can´t forget to pack our swim suits. KARIN We have to buy new swim suits! Karin shows a bikini in a model from the 1500 century and a pair of swim shorts in a model from the 1200 century. RUDOLF No? Why? There´s nothing wrong with these? Karin looks questioning at Rudolf. They can afford a trip but not new swim suits? Sune walks by Anna, who is sitting with her new computer. SUNE What are you doing? ANNA I´m breaking up with Martin. SUNE Why? ANNA I´ve moved on. We grew apart. And there´s a big chance that some romantic things are happening when you´re at vacation. Anna waves her eyebrowes to underline “romantic things”. Sune understands. And looks happy. His ear lobes get red from the girl charmer warning. SUNE Oh La la... BUT... (He freezes.) SUNE (CONT’D) Do I have to break up with Sophie then? Anna shrugs her shoulders. Sune swallows nervously and runs to his room. Rudolf comes up to Anna and grabs her computer off her hands. ANNA What are you doing? RUDOLF If you have to know, I have to poop. I need to borrow it then. Anna sighs annoyed. 9A B INT. BATHROOM OUTSIDE OF BATHROOM - DAY 9A B Rudolf is sitting on the toilet with Anna´s computer in his lap. His face is pale and he looks at the brochure. With shivering hands he can state that it´s... RUDOLF Sixty four thousand? Are trips so damn expensive? Oh no! Oh no!!! Håkan and Anna hear him crying. HÅKAN Why is dad crying when he´s pooping? ANNA Because he is cheap. HÅKAN Oh ok. RUDOLF (O.S.) Oh no. Oh my god. What have I done? Håkan knocks gently on the door. HÅKAN It´s ok. You´ll get new poop soon, daddy. 9C INT. ANDERSSON´S HOUSE - DAY 9C The radio is playing Idol-Lisas´s song again in the background. They keep playing her song over an over on the radio now. The song ends and a voice takes over. RADIO VOICE That was Lisa from Idol, of course with the his of the summer “Love in the clouds”. And now the weather: It´s gonna rain. Karin throws out all the warm, long underwear and mittens from their bags and Anna puts down summer clothes. KARIN Away with Sweden. Greece, here we come! Håkan comes in and puts something in a bag. HÅKAN We´re gonns fly in the air then! Karin gasps. She gets very uncomfortable of that thought. But she waves away the feeling. 10 INT. SUNE´S ROOM - DAY 10 Sune is standing in his room. SUNE These things happen, Sophie. People grow apart. And now when it´s summer and sunny weather, maybe we shouldn´t be together in the same way as we did in the winter. Sort of. I can see that you get upset now. Don´t be! We´ll see each other soon again. Right? We cut to Sune´s POV. It´s a photo of Sophie that he keeps on his wall. He walks up to it, grabs it and throws it in the garbage. SUNE (CONT’D) Easy as pie! Someone knocks on his door. SUNE (CONT’D) Who is it? SOPHIE It´s me! Sophie! Sune freezes. Sophie is standing outside of the room. She is dressed in her nicest summer dress, with a big smile on her lips. Sune opens the door. He sees how beautiful she is and almost looses his breath. Sophie walks in the room and looks around. She is happy. She looks at the wrinkled photo of her on the wall. Sune tries to act normal. SUNE What a surprise. He sees the glas dolphins on his desk and moves slowly over to it . SOPHIE I have something I need to talk to you about. Sune manages to hide the dolphins behind his back. SUNE Oh yeah! How nice! SOPHIE I don´t think we should be together during the summer. SUNE What? SOPHIE These things happen, Sune. People grow apart. And now when it´s summer and sunny weather, maybe we shouldn´t be together in the same way as we did in the winter. Sort of. I can see that you get upset now. Don´t be! We´ll see each other soon again. Right? Sune is stunned. SUNE Whatd o you mean? Are you breaking up? SOPHIE No. We don´t have to break up. We can call it taking a “break”? SUNE Break? SOPHIE It´s like this, we´re going to Turkey this year. SUNE You are? SOPHIE Yes, and some romantic things can happen with other boys then. You know..(She waves her eyebrows the same way that Anna did before) SUNE Break? What do you mean? I would NEVER do that. Sophie feels a little bit ashamed. Håkan walks in to the room, wearing a cyclop. Han is very excited. HÅKAN Sophie, did you hear? We´re going on c´vacation to Greece and fly and airplane and meed new friends! SOPHIE What? Are you? SUNE What? Are we? HÅKAN Yes, dad told us just a little while a ago. Did you already forget about that? Sune freezes. Sophie looks at Sune with angry eyes. SOPHIE Karl, Sune, Rudolf Andersson! Sometimes you´re just TOO much! She walks angrily away from him. Sune gets mad too. SUNE Oh yeah? Then I can tell you that I think you are sometimes TOO LITTLE! Håkan and Sune stand in silence for a while. Håkan with his cyclop on his face. HÅKAN Is she mad? Aren´t you going to walk after her? SUNE Girls. They are...difficult. HÅKAN Oh. What is a “break”? SUNE I don´t know? Close up of Sune´s face. The background of his room turns in to the background of an airport. 11 INT. AIRPORT - DAY 11 Close up of Sune´s face. RUDOLF Are you nervous? Are you? KARIN No, no. No worries. No worries. Karin takes a pill from a can and puts it in her mouth. RUDOLF Cause we can always cancel? We have cancellation option. Karin understands that Rudolf only tries to be nice. KARIN No, sweetie. You´re so considerate. No worris, I´m just going to take a pill and it will all be fine. RUDOLF But did you see Sune? Doesn´t he look sick? Maybe it´s better to stay home anyway? Karin looks at Sune, checks his temperature on his forehead and states: KARIN He´s not sick. He´s unhappy. SUNE Stop, I´m fine. Great! The family is walking in to security check. Karin, Anna and Håkan are directed to go to another line. While Rudolf and Sune walks together to another one. RUDOLF It´s vacation. Sun, bath and a lot of cute girls! SUNE What do you know about girls? You´re an old man! RUDOLF Have I never told you I was Glimmerdagen´s biggest girl charmer when I was young? SUNE No. RUDOLF I KNOW how girl work. And how boys should be to make them happy. This dialogue happens while Rudolf gets to walk through security over and over. Every time he he has to take something oss that might have caused the beeping. With other words, he´s not trying too hard to get it done himself. Sune is standing on the other side of the beeping machine and listens interested to his dad talking while walking back and forth through the machine. SUNE And how should one be then? RUDOLF It´s about never loosing style. It´s important not to show too much. They don´t want to see everything, you know. About that time, Rudolf has to take off his pants, cause it´s still beeping a lot. SUNE You never know is a girl is interested or not For real, I mean. RUDOLF It´s hard to know. A lot of girls doesn´t really want to show just how impressed they actually are. Now the female cops are laughing at Rudolf´s exceptionally ugly underwear. How? SUNE RUDOLF They don´t want to give away that they actually want to be charmed. It´s a little bit tricky to understand what they actually think. More and more women gather and start pointing at Rudolf´s involuntary strip show. He himself can´t understand what everyone is laughing about. SUNE How can one know then? RUDOLF Look at me! (at this point wearing only underwear)I´ll teack you everything I know! SUNE Sure, thanks dad. Sune has an ironic tone. His dad shines and tells himself. RUDOLF Yeah, well I do my best. Still beeping in the security check. The cops are starting to get sick of it. COP What do you have in you underwear? Rudolf reacts to the question. RUDOLF Hey, I can´t tell you that. There are children here. SUNE Dad, she doesn´t mean your willie. She means safety pins. COP Do you have safety pins in your underwear? RUDOLF Yes? How else would they stay up? The female cop giggles. Karin and Anna are done on the other side. They look at Rudolf with surprised looks on their faces. Rudolf looks at them and smiles at them wearing only his underwear. RUDOLF (CONT’D) hey honey. How did everything go for you guys? Karin and Anna pretend that they don´t know him. 12 INT. TRANSIT HALL - DAY 12 They family enters the transit hall. Karin and Anna are on their way in to a tax free shop. Rudolf runs after them. He is now wearing almost all of his clothes again. RUDOLF Wait! It´s way cheaper in Greece. Think about the bankcruptsy. They are desperate down there. And we can consider our traveling funds too. Karin stops and looks at Rudolf with a weird look on her face. KARIN But you got a huge bonus? RUDOLF Exactly! Right! That´s why it´s so much funs to consider and think of the travelling funds. You get so happy! Rudolf tries to look happy. Karin shakes her head and enters the store. Rudolf sighs. Sune sees some girls passing by. He waves at them. SUNE Hey girls! A flying elephant, “Dumbo jet!” The girls walk by without reacting to him. Håkan sees the whole thing happening. HÅKAN What happend? SUNE Nothing. Sune is really surprised. They look at the girls walking away, they are walking towards a girl being interviewed by TV. The girl in the interview is Lisa from Idol. But only the reporter is talking. HÅKAN Who´s that? SUNE Don´t you see who that is? It´s Lisa from Idol, she almost made it to the final in Idol three years ago. HÅKAN Is she almost good then? Sune shrugs his shoulders and walks on. The camera stops at Idol-Lisa. REPORTER I´m standing here with Lisa from Idol, who almost made it to the final a couple of years ago. She´s now off to the sun to rest before the big tour this fall. We wish you all the best of luck, Idol-Lisa. IDOL-Lisa says nothing. She looks tiered. 13 INT. AIRPORT/GATE - DAY 13 The entire family in sitting by the gate. Karin looks at the big airplane outside the window and takes another pill. Rudolf nods at the plane. RUDOLF There old planes that they bought doesn´t have to mean that they are any worse than new ones... Even though all the springiness is gone in the wings. Karin takes another pillr. RUDOLF (CONT’D) Thats the most important thing. ANNA Dad stop! Say something nice to mom now. What? RUDOLF KARIN You don´t have to worry. I feel good. I feel really good. She takes another pill. RUDOLF I´m sorry Karin. Your hand on your heart. Is there anything you would miss if we died now? 14 INT. AIRPLANE - DAY 14 The family squeeze down in their seats and the atmospere is very tense and irritated. Karin looks dizzy. Rudolf tries to re-organize the luggage space so that he can fit his own bag. He takes something down from the rack and gives it to a passenger that we recognize - it´s Idol-Lisa. HShe stares irritated at Rudolf. Rudolf then sits down, happy at his seat. 15 INT. AIRPLANE - DAY 15 Karin is sleeping very heavily, leaning on Idol-Lisa. She drools a little bit at Idol-Lisa´s clothes. Rudolfis sitting next to her, a little bit bored. He looks around and sees his kids sitting in the three seats on the other side of the aisle. RUDOLF Do you guys remember that movie Sällskapsresan? Where Lasse Åberg pushes the button in the ceiling and thinks it will pour juice. Rudolf laughs at the memory of the funny scene. HÅKAN It didn´t pour juice? RUDOLF Haha, no no! That´s what´s so funny about it. SUNE But Håkan, if you push the button on the arm rester, the chair will pur juice . High tech. New model! HÅKAN What? How cool. He takes a cup and pushes the button. Nothing happens. Sune starts laughing. Håkan gets upset. He grabs his can of coke in secret and turns to Sune. HÅKAN (CONT’D) Sune, if you push your arm rester it will pour coke! Sune turns to him, looking superior. SUNE Oh well, little brother wants to make a joke. Haha! HÅKAN It´s true. Try. Sune pushes the button. The same moment, Håkan pours coke all over Sune. SUNE HÅKAN! I`m GOING TO KILL YOU! Håkan laughs hard and runs to the aisle in the middle. The other passengers have to lean to the side. HÅKAN Haha! There you go. Haha! No one fools Håkan Helmer Andersson! Sune reaches Håkan when they get to the restroom. SUNE Håkan. You know they started having computer games in the toilet, right? To make it more fun to poop. HÅKAN You´re lying again. 16 INT. AIRPLANE RESTROOM - DAY 16 Sune and Håkan walks in to the rest room. HÅKAN Ok, where is the gsme then? Is it s war game? SUNE Yes yes, just relax. SPut your head down the toilet a little bit and it´s going to start. Håkan looks a little bit suspicious but does it anyway. HÅKAN I can´t see anything! SUNE Further down. 17 HÅKAN PUTS HIS HEAD DOWN EVEN FURTHER. 17 SUNE The war game starts now. the war of the poop! Sune flushes the toilet and screames. HÅKAN AAAAASAAHHHHHHH SUUUUNE!!! Sune laughs and runs out of the rest room. 18 INT. AIRPLANE/ AISLE INT HE MIDDLE - DAY 18 Outside the rest room, Idol-Lisa just escaped Karin´s drooling. She is just about to open the rest room door when it throws open, right in her face. Sune laughs and runs out of the bathroom to the aisle, when he stops and freezes. Right in front of him is a girl. She probably has the most beautiful eyes he´s ever seen. They are brown and round. The mouth looks happy. Her smile almost reaches around her head. Everything starts going in SLOWMOTION. Sune can´t move and he doesn´t care about Håkan, running towards him, all wet, and puts a soap inside his shirt. It splashes but he can´t take his eyes of this girl. SLOMO STOPS. HEDDA Are you not going to move? She walks by him. Sune sits down at his seat and feels his ear lobe, iit seems to have happend again. The girl charmer warning is activated. Sune seems to be fine again. 19 INT. AIRPLANE - DAY 19 The plane is landed. It´s almost empty inside of the plane. Rudolf tries to wake up an unconscious Karin. A stewardess is standing behind him. RUDOLF Karin, Karin wake up. We´re here now! He can´t wake her up. 20 INT. AIRPORT/GREECE - DAY 20 The passengers enter the baggage claim. Everyone looks relieved. After a while, Anna, Sune and Håkan walks is. After that Rudolf walks in, with a wheelchair in front of him. Sitting in the chair, is a, still sleeping, Karin. She is completely out from all the pills. the family reaches the passport control. Sune sees the girl from the plane in front of him. At the control, the cops get suspicious towards Karin. RUDOLF Oh yes! You see, it is Karin. She took a lot of pills for she was nervous that the plan was störting (crashing) in the havet. (ocean) Anna gets red in her face and snaps at Rudolf to stop talking. Ah, look! RUDOLF (CONT’D) Rudolf hold up Karin´s cheeks to make her look normal. RUDOLF (CONT’D) Now she is normal igen. (again) Rudolf thinks it looks funny with Karin´s loose cheeks so he makes a joke and pretends that Karin is speaking while he moves her cheeks. RUDOLF (CONT’D) Hellou, hellou. My name is Karin Andersson and i have slapping kinders. Hellou. Can i come in to Grekland nu? The cops shake their heads and let´s the idiots enter. COP Next! 21 EXT. AIRPORT - DAY 21 The Andersson´s comes out of the airport terminal. There is a lot of tourist busses and guides trying to organize so that everyone finds the right bus. EXT. THE BUSSES - DAY The family stops by a bunch of busses. a woman, SABINA, wearing big sunglasses comes up to Rudolf and asks, very quietly. SABINA Excuse me, I have to ask, is that Karin? RUDOLF Yes, or something like that. SABINA Me and Karin were in the same class. We´re sort of old best friends. Sune notices the girl from the plane behind Sabina. Sabina bends down to Karin. SABINA (CONT’D) Hey Karin can you hear me? It´s me, Sabina from high school! Do you remember? Sabina Egonsson! Karin looks confused. Sabina takes of her sunglasses. Karin recognizes her. KARIN Ego-Sabina!? SABINA Yes, right! Wow, we havn´t sees each other in so long. So much have happend. She looks at the wheelchair. RUDOLF Don´t worry. It´s just a regular overdose. Oh ok...? SABINA Sune is standing in front of Hedda. SUNE Are you going to Greece too? HEDDA I am in Greece! SUNE Right. Hedda walks away from an embarrassed Sune who is standing still and sees a man with a stroller walking towards him. It´s his swim teacher from swim classes. Sune looks horrified. SUNE (CONT’D) Swim teacher? The swim teacher walks up to Sabina, Rudolf and Karin. SABINA Hey Pontus meet my old friend from school, Karin. PONTUS Hey I´m Pontus! SABINA Pontus used to work as a guide here. PONTUS (AVBRYTER) ...Safety manager actually. Safety manager... Head of all units. Rudolf and Karin nods. A tourist bus honks. RUDOLF I think that´s ours. ANNA Where is Sune? Everyone looks around. All of a sudden Sune walks out from behind a bus, wearing crutches. Everyone looks confused at him. SUNE Hey, hey. It´s pretty much healed. ANNA Shy do you have crutches? An angry guy with plastered leg stumbles up to him behind the bus of grabs his crutches from Sune. KARIN That´s Sune, our son, he´s being funny. SABINA How fun, then we can all meet up. I mean, we´re staying at a pretty nice hotel, Splendido. But we can meet up in the village. that´s not as expensive. RUDOLF We´re also staying at Splendido. SABINA Oh? Is it handicap adjusted? 22 EXT. BUSSES - DAY 22 Suitcases are carried in the baggage area of the bus. DIt´s all very chaotic. Sune tries to lift a bag. It´s heavy. Pontus shows up all of sudden, and grabs the bag. PONTUS Hey Sune, the plaster´s all gone, huh? SUNE It healed really fast. PONTUS I have a proposal. If you don´t tell anyone that I´m a swim teacher, then I won´t tell anyone that you can´t swim. OK? SUNE Ok? PONTUS That´s a good treaty, don´t you think? Pontus smiles and pushes Sune a little bit too hard with his fist. Ouch! SUNE Sune pushes the button that closes the baggage area. Unfortunately he didn´t see that someone was trying to put in a bag - Idol-Lisa gets stuck in the door. 23 EXT. GREEK ROADS 23 In a couple of clips we see the tourist bus. First through pretty tough and poor areas, then enter in to nicer and nicer areas. Highway along the water. Green avenue. Through a pair of luxury looking hotel fences with the name of the hotel in golden letters. 24 INT. HOTEL/RECEPTION - DAY 24 the entire family enters the reception. Janitors are carrying suitcases. A couple of tourists walk by them casually, carrying tennis racquets. An old lady is waiting with her little dog. Classical music is playing. KARIN How nice! Rudolf seems uncomfortable. She looks at him. KARIN (CONT’D) Rudolf, can´t you try to relax for juat a minute? RUDOLF But we havn´t started the vacation yet? You go on a vacation to GET relaxed. Look at me when we´re going home instead. Then.. The little tennis ball has reached Rudolf. He kicks it and it goes away pretty quickly - and hits a person just walking in - IDOL-Lisa. Rudolf and Karin doesn´t notice anything, they walk out of the picture. IDOL-Lisa falls out the door with a huge crash. 25 EXT. THE POOL - DAY 25 Håkan and Sune runs in to the hotel area. They stop and look around with eyes wide open, they see a huge pool area with parasols, iceream bars and slides. SUNE Last one in is a rotten egg! They run towards the pool, but right at the edge Sune stops while Håkan jumps in the water without thinking. He loves water and didn´t even consider that he was wearing clothes. Sune, who is still standing on the edge of the pool, laughs at his little brother HÅKAN Can you still not swim, Sune? SUNE Of course I can! I know ALL the storkes! But I have one principle - I never swim with my clothes on! He looks around. It´s crowded with cute girls in his age. From Sune´s POV/DREAM the only tourists in the area are cute girls in his own age. SUNE (CONT’D) I m in paradise. Some girls pass by Sune. SUNE (CONT’D) Hey girls. Gues who´s here! The girls give him a look of not understanding. Sune looks defeated. HÅKAN They might not know swedish... At the same time we hear the girls commenting. TJEJER What a geeky guy. Hedda is standing close by and sees the whole thing happen. 26 EXT. THE POOL - DAY 26 By the pool, all the newly arrived guests are gathered for a welcome meeting. Karin and Anna is sitting down by a table. IDOL-Lisa is walking towards the pool and steps down in it carefully. Sune and Håkan comes. Håkan´s wet clothes are splashing. KARIN Håkan, what did you do? HÅKAN I´m sorry. I peed in the pool. Right at that moment, Idol-Lisa takes a big sip of the pool water. She quickly spits it out when Håkan tells them what happend. Sabina shows up in front of them. Hedda is standing behind her. Sune looks at her in secret. SABINA Hey!Is it ok if we sit down here at the “handicap seat”, or will I get a fee? Karin looks confused at Sabina. SABINA (CONT’D) It has to be ok to make a joke even though it´s sad. You have to be “natural”. Karin looks uncertain at the well meaning Sabina. Then Rudolf shows up. He has a fishing rod in his hand and is wearing an ugly fishers hat. He seems surprised to see all the people gathered by the pool. KARIN Rudolf. There you are. Come over here and sit down. RUDOLF Oh? He looks confused. He sits reluctabtly down by the table. He was going to go fishing. KARIN Rudolf, are we having a drink maybe? She points at a table full of drinks. Rudolf looks thirsty at thetable but turns around. RUDOLF No, I thnik that´s too... KARIN It you say expensive now I m out of here. ...Early. Karin sighs. RUDOLF LINDA We welcome you here with all of our hearts, and why do we say hearts? Because we want everyone to be in the present of their hearts here at the godess of Love´s, Aphrodite´s, own island. We hope you´re going to enjoy your stay here at our all- inclusive complex. Rudolf turns to Karin. RUDOLF What did she say? LINDA As you all know, all food and drinks are free. You can eat and drink as much as you want. The only thing you have to do is show your little plastic card and whistle the greek national anthem backwards... Ah, the last thing was a joke... Haha! She holds up a card similar to a credit card. Rudolf leans up from his chair and looks around . RUDOLF Is everything free here? Everything? SABINA Yes, of course. Rudolf gets really happy and excited, but tries not to show it too much. His happiness is just a little bit too big. He screams out a little scream of happiness. RUDOLF Yes, yes, yes! Free! It´s all free! God hears prayers! People turn around. Karin looks surprised at him. Rudolf starts dancing his own little dance. SUNE What are you doing dad? Rudolf bends down to Sune and puts his arm around him. RUDOLF My son, look around. Everything you see is mine! Do you see? The camera pans around the complex and stops at the drink table. Sune nods. RUDOLF (CONT’D) Go and get me two of those free drinks. Karin reacts. Rudolf! KARIN Rudolf looks ashamed, for a short moment. RUDOLF You are right, Karin. Sune - take three drinks. You never know how long they are going to last. Sune walks off. Anna who´s been a little bored, sees a Greek safety guard. He smiles at her. She smiles back. LINDA ... And for all the kids we have Bulle the troll who´s going to have all kinds of fun with you. Some kids cheer. Bulle the troll come in and waves a little bit reserved to them. Håkan looks at the troll with suspicion. HÅKAN That´s not a real troll. Sune grabs a couple of free drink of the table. He sees Hedd sitting by the side and walks up to her with the drinks. SUNE Hey again, girl! What a great place! Hedda nods. Sure! HEDDA Hedda sounds happy. Sune gets happy from the response and gets more brave. SUNE What do you think of taking a walk together along the beach later on? HEDDA Mmmm... That sounds really nice? SUNE Great! See you by the ice cream bar then? Ok. HEDDA Sune gives her a flirtatious look and walks off. We cut to the other side of Hedda and see that she´s on the phone with someone, with an earphone in her ear. She finishes the conversation. HEDDA (CONT’D) I´ll call you later... bye. Pontus comes walking towards the group. Karin leans against Rudolf. KARIN What do you think? Are they siblings? RUDOLF I know people pretty well. I can tell you with a lot of confidence that they are! Pontus reaches Sabina and bends down and gives her a long, intense kiss. RUDOLF (CONT’D) Or maybe not... Karin watches the young, handsome Pontus who just never seems to finish the kiss and then pans over to Rudolf who is stuffing his mouth with almonds. PONTUS I can definitely recommend making a visit at Aphrodite´s temple. It works wonder for the love. Karin gives Rudolf a push. What? RUDOLF KARIN Aphrodite´s tempel! RUDOLF What about it? KARIN It´s worth a visit here. It´ssupposed to work wonder for your love. RUDOLF Oh? But we don´t have any problems in our relationship. Right, Karin? Looks at Karin who looks back with a confused look on her face without answering. The silence speaks it´s own language. ... Or..? KARIN RUDOLF 27 EXT. THE HOTEL/HOTEL ROOM - DAY 27 Rudolf comes back from the reception with a whole bunch of brochures in his hands. He´s almost dropping some of them. He walks up to the rest of the family out on the porch of the hotel room. RUDOLF Hey family, I was out looking for things to do here. It´s a whole lot actually. They look at him with confused faces. He waves the brochures. RUDOLF (CONT’D) They have spinning, body toning, yoga, basket making, aquaria cleaning and Stretch