Impaling

Ανασκολοπισμός

Impalement

Ανασκολοπισμός

Vlad Tepes, or Vlad the Impaler, who was born in 1431 and ruled in Wallachia three times between 1448 and 1476, is believed to have spent time there.
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Ο Βλαντ Τέπες, ή Βλαντ ο Ανασκολοπιστής, ο οποίος γεννήθηκε το 1431 και ηγεμόνευσε τη Βλαχία τρεις φορές μεταξύ 1448 και 1476, θεωρείται ότι διέμεινε για καιρό εκεί.
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The valiant but cruel prince Vlad the Impaler (1431-1476), known also as Dracula, was three times the ruler of Wallachia, a medieval principality in what is now southern Romania.
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Ο γενναίος αλλά σκληρός πρίγκιπας Βλαντ ο Παλουκωτής 1431- 1476), επίσης γνωστός ως Δράκουλας, ήταν για τρεις φορές κυβερνήτης της Ουαλλάχια, ένα μεσαιωνικό πριγκιπάτο, η σημερινή νότια Ρουμανία.
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During the communist era, the historical centre -- which contains apartment buildings that are hundreds of years old, the ruins of the royal court built more than five centuries ago by Vlad the Impaler, and medieval churches and inns -- was neglected.
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"Τα πρότυπα των εμπορικών δραστηριοτήτων στην περιοχή μειώνονταν συνεχώς, και το μοναδικό αξιοσημείωτο στοιχείο ήταν η λειτουργία μερικών χώρων ψυχαγωγίας στα θολωτά υπόγεια των κτιρίων του 19ου αιώνα", αναφέρει ο αρχιτέκτονας Βλαντιμίρ Βινέα.
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Cultural and sports events were held to mark the date on which Vlad the Impaler decreed the creation of Bucharest 544 years ago. Serbian archaeologists announced they have discovered the remains of a building thought to be the mausoleum of the Roman Emperor Hostilian.
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Πραγματοποιήθηκαν πολιτιστικές και αθλητικές εκδηλώσεις για τον εορτασμό της ημέρας κατά την οποία η Βλάντ και η Ιμπάλερ θέσπισαν τη δημιουργία του Βουκουρεστίου πριν 544 χρόνια. Σέρβοι αρχαιολόγοι ανακοίνωσαν την ανακάλυψη ερειπίων ενός κτιρίου που θεωρείται ότι είναι το μαυσωλείο του Ρωμαίου Αυτοκράτορα Χοστίλιαν.
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This year both President Georgi Parvanov and Prime Minister Simeon Saxe-Coburg attended the feast of Trifon Zarezan -- the folkloric patron of winegrowers. In neighbouring Romania, the myth of the infamous Vlad the Impaler, also known as Count Dracula, is becoming a popular tourist theme.
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Φέτος τόσο ο πρόεδρος Γκεόργκι Παρβάνοφ όσο και ο πρωθυπουργός Συμεών Σαξκομπουργκότσκι ήταν παρόντες στη γιορτή του Τριφόν Ζαρεζάν -- του λαϊκού προστάτη των οινοπαραγωγών. Στη γειτονική Ρουμανία, ο μύθος του περιβόητου Βλαντ του Παλουκωτή, ο οποίος είναι επίσης γνωστός ως Κόμης Δράκουλας, εξελίσσεται σε δημοφιλές τουριστικό θέμα.
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The count, who gained world fame through Bram Stoker's 1897 novel "Dracula," earned his nickname due to his habit of executing captured Turks and other opponents by impaling them on wooden spikes.
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Ο κόμης, ο οποίος απέκτησε παγκόσμια φήμη μέσω του μυθιστορήματος του Μπραμ Στόκερ "Δράκουλας" το 1897, απέκτησε το ψευδώνυμό του λόγω της συνήθειάς του να εκτελεί κρατούμενους Τούρκους και άλλους αντιπάλους ανασκολοπίζοντάς τους σε ξύλινα παλούκια.
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subtitles1 00:00:24,151 --> 00:00:27,143 Is this the kind of air we want to leave for our children? 2 00:00:32,893 --> 00:00:34,918 Don't they deserve better? 3 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:41,801 Electricity- the fuel of the future. 4 00:00:45,572 --> 00:00:48,939 Test-drive the Elec-Taurus today and get a free gift. 5 00:00:49,043 --> 00:00:54,276 My children deserve to see me get a free gift, 6 00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:58,644 I'm proud of you, Dad, Buying an electric car,,, 7 00:00:58,752 --> 00:01:01,585 will help clean the air up and protect the Earth's supply- 8 00:01:01,689 --> 00:01:03,657 You're faking this to get the gift, aren’t you?, 9 00:01:03,757 --> 00:01:05,850 But I liked the nice things you said about me, 10 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:08,052 Thinking of saying good-bye to gas?, 11 00:01:08,162 --> 00:01:10,824 - You betcha, - Bart! 12 00:01:10,931 --> 00:01:12,660 - [Farts ] - Well, that shut me up, 13 00:01:12,766 --> 00:01:15,599 Hello, I, uh, love your planet deeply,,, 14 00:01:15,703 --> 00:01:18,934 and am interested in purchasing one of your electronic autos, 15 00:01:19,039 --> 00:01:20,139 [ Stifled Laugh ] 16 00:01:21,642 --> 00:01:23,442 Well, it's always nice to meet people,,, 17 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:24,049 concerned about the environment 18 00:01:25,049 --> 00:01:25,549 What ironment? 19 00:01:28,350 --> 00:01:31,408 Boy, that quiet engine sure makes conversation a lot easier, 20 00:01:31,719 --> 00:01:34,279 Yeah, and it's got a lot of other problems too, 21 00:01:34,388 --> 00:01:36,652 Dad! You're headed for the harbor! 22 00:01:36,757 --> 00:01:39,317 [Homer] Relax. We're in an electric car. 23 00:01:39,426 --> 00:01:42,224 [ Screaming ] 24 00:01:44,298 --> 00:01:46,664 See?, Everything's fine, 25 00:01:46,767 --> 00:01:48,792 - Dolphins 26 00:01:48,902 --> 00:01:51,393 Oopsie, Hi, girls! 27 00:01:51,505 --> 00:01:52,972 - [ Crackling ] - [ Shrieking ] 28 00:01:53,073 --> 00:01:54,199 Aw, 29 00:01:57,644 --> 00:01:59,839 Salt water seems to be good for it, 30 00:02:01,949 --> 00:02:04,383 ??[Humming] 31 00:02:04,485 --> 00:02:07,579 Um, I'm sorry, The car did not meet my eco-concerns, 32 00:02:07,688 --> 00:02:10,782 - Can I have my prize now?, - Certainly, 33 00:02:11,892 --> 00:02:14,156 - [ Tires Squeal ] - What the- 34 00:02:14,261 --> 00:02:16,786 [ Male Electronic Voice ] Help, Help, It burns, 35 00:02:18,532 --> 00:02:22,764 Hey, we never opened that envelope to see what our gift is, 36 00:02:22,870 --> 00:02:24,770 We didn't?, That's odd, 37 00:02:24,872 --> 00:02:27,773 Seems like we would have done that right after we left the car place, 38 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:30,343 - I know, but we didn't, - Well, here it is, 39 00:02:30,444 --> 00:02:33,572 - So we can open it and find out now, - Perfect, 40 00:02:34,681 --> 00:02:36,581 Aw! Movie tickets?, 41 00:02:36,683 --> 00:02:38,776 That hardly seems worth destroying a car, 42 00:02:38,886 --> 00:02:42,117 They're passes to a test screening of a new movie starring- 43 00:02:42,222 --> 00:02:44,486 [ Gasps ] Mel Gibson! 44 00:02:44,591 --> 00:02:47,287 - Who else is in it?, - Who cares?, Mel Gibson! 45 00:02:47,394 --> 00:02:50,625 Mel Gibson is just a guy, Marge- no different than me or Lenny, 46 00:02:50,731 --> 00:02:55,259 - Were you or Lenny ever named Sexiest Man Alive?, - I'm not certain about Lenny, 47 00:02:55,369 --> 00:02:58,167 Besides, it's not just his chiseled good looks, 48 00:02:58,272 --> 00:03:00,934 People magazine says he's a devoted father,,, 49 00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:03,771 goes to church every week, and likes to fix things around the- 50 00:03:03,877 --> 00:03:05,845 - Homer, let's make love, - Uh, uh, okay, 51 00:03:06,947 --> 00:03:10,713 [ Both Grumbling] 52 00:03:10,818 --> 00:03:13,150 Uh, you're thinking about me, right?, 53 00:03:13,253 --> 00:03:16,313 Of course, Homie, Aren't you thinking about me?, 54 00:03:16,423 --> 00:03:18,323 I will now! 55 00:03:20,761 --> 00:03:23,229 Easy, Easy there, buster, 56 00:03:23,330 --> 00:03:26,265 But how did they know?, 57 00:03:26,366 --> 00:03:29,426 I had a mouse, Thank you, 58 00:03:29,536 --> 00:03:32,061 - [ Audience Murmuring ] - [ Clears Throat ] Good evening, 59 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:35,073 I'm Edward Christian, Assistant V.P, of Finance and Distribution,,, 60 00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:37,200 at Polystar Pictures, 61 00:03:37,311 --> 00:03:39,245 [ Cheering ] 62 00:03:39,346 --> 00:03:41,473 Man, I should've brought the camera, 63 00:03:41,582 --> 00:03:45,541 Also with me tonight are the dynamic duo, William Milo and Robin Hannah,,, 64 00:03:45,652 --> 00:03:47,677 who green-lighted all of Shaquille O'Neal's movies,,, 65 00:03:47,788 --> 00:03:50,916 - including KaZaam. - [ Gasping, Murmuring ] 66 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:53,959 - How's the popcorn, guys?, - [ Both ] Needs salt, 67 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:56,291 - [ Laughing ] - [ All Laughing ] 68 00:03:56,396 --> 00:03:58,626 [ Continues Laughing ] 69 00:03:58,732 --> 00:04:01,530 Anyhoo, welcome to our test screening,,, 70 00:04:01,635 --> 00:04:04,536 of Mel Gibson's directorial follow-up to Braveheart... 71 00:04:04,638 --> 00:04:08,165 a remake of the Jimmy Stewart classic Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. 72 00:04:09,309 --> 00:04:11,675 I knew I shouldn't have passed on that, 73 00:04:11,778 --> 00:04:15,714 Now, after the film, I'll be handing out these cards for your opinion, 74 00:04:15,816 --> 00:04:21,049 - We then take your cards to Hollywood, California! - [ All Gasping ] 75 00:04:21,154 --> 00:04:24,590 And change the movie based on your suggestions, Any, uh, questions?, 76 00:04:24,691 --> 00:04:26,591 Yes, over here, Thank you, [ Clears Throat ] Hi, 77 00:04:26,693 --> 00:04:29,685 Will there be any flubber in this movie?, [ Mutters ] Glavin, 78 00:04:29,796 --> 00:04:31,821 [ Laughs ] No, I'm afraid not, 79 00:04:31,932 --> 00:04:35,766 - Ah, for crying out glavin, - Is Mel Gibson here?, 80 00:04:35,869 --> 00:04:38,599 No, Sorry, but like all celebrities, he's in Hollywood,,, 81 00:04:38,705 --> 00:04:40,832 attending benefits for various diseases, 82 00:04:40,941 --> 00:04:43,967 [ Whistling, Cheering ] 83 00:04:47,414 --> 00:04:49,348 - [ Both Gasp ] - Did they like it?, 84 00:04:49,449 --> 00:04:52,816 - They haven't seen it yet, Mel, - How'd you get here from L,A, so fast?, 85 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,447 John Travolta flew me in his jet, Now I have to help him move next weekend, 86 00:04:56,557 --> 00:04:58,923 He deliberately waited till we were in the air to ask me, 87 00:04:59,026 --> 00:05:02,120 You really didn't have to make this trip, Mel, The screening's gonna go fine, 88 00:05:02,229 --> 00:05:05,255 - Believe me. - I don't know, I think this movie was a big mistake, 89 00:05:05,365 --> 00:05:07,933 All I do is talk for two hours, I don't shoot anybody, 90 00:05:08,139 --> 00:05:08,739 What was I thinking? 91 00:05:08,939 --> 00:05:10,239 You shouldn’t worry about the movie 92 00:05:10,439 --> 00:05:12,339 William and I both make it fabulous! 93 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:14,734 And I think we know a little something about the movie business, 94 00:05:14,841 --> 00:05:19,073 [ Chuckles ] Oh, Robin, you've got to see the director's cut of Booty Call. It's fabulous! 95 00:05:19,179 --> 00:05:22,114 What, even better than the original?, 'Cause that was pretty fabulous too, 96 00:05:23,884 --> 00:05:28,844 And he fought for them once, For the only reason any man ever does- 97 00:05:28,956 --> 00:05:32,357 because of one plain, simple rule., 98 00:05:32,459 --> 00:05:34,120 Love thy neighbor, 99 00:05:34,227 --> 00:05:36,127 Boring, 100 00:05:36,229 --> 00:05:39,096 It's not boring, He's passionate about government, 101 00:05:39,199 --> 00:05:41,190 [ Scoffs ] At least the Jimmy Stewart version,,, 102 00:05:41,301 --> 00:05:44,600 -had that giant rabbit who ran the savings and loan, -Shh! 103 00:05:45,706 --> 00:05:47,606 - [ Chattering ] - Excellent, 104 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:49,869 - Fabulous, - That man knows how to filibuster, 105 00:05:49,977 --> 00:05:52,878 - Well, that was a stinker, - I liked it, 106 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:56,279 It was nice to see a movie where people solve their problems with words,,, 107 00:05:56,383 --> 00:05:58,510 instead of bullets and chasing, 108 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:01,383 Oh, you're just saying that because your boyfriend was in it, 109 00:06:01,488 --> 00:06:04,889 I'll bet you would've hated it if me and Lenny were Mr., Smith, 110 00:06:04,992 --> 00:06:07,085 Will you stop acting so jealous?, 111 00:06:07,194 --> 00:06:09,287 Listen, I don't want to get spotted by the crowd,,, 112 00:06:09,396 --> 00:06:11,887 so I'm gonna take a leak behind the Dumpster, 113 00:06:11,999 --> 00:06:14,729 - [Alarm Ringing] - [ All Gasp ] 114 00:06:14,835 --> 00:06:17,861 Look! It's Mel Gibson! Hey, everybody, rush over there! 115 00:06:17,971 --> 00:06:19,802 - Hey, Mel! - [ Gasps ] 116 00:06:19,906 --> 00:06:22,966 Mel! [ Laughing ] Hi the- Hey! Hi! Mel- Mel- 117 00:06:24,344 --> 00:06:26,141 Hi, everybody, 118 00:06:26,246 --> 00:06:27,873 [ All Gasp ] 119 00:06:27,981 --> 00:06:29,881 Hi, Mr., Gibson, 120 00:06:29,983 --> 00:06:32,008 Thanks for coming, folks, And don't be afraid,,, 121 00:06:32,119 --> 00:06:34,917 to be completely truthful when you fill out your opinion cards, 122 00:06:35,022 --> 00:06:37,217 Honesty is the foundation of the movie business, 123 00:06:37,324 --> 00:06:41,420 We'll be honest, [ Chuckles ] We could never lie to you, Mel, 124 00:06:41,528 --> 00:06:44,554 Um, will you be reading the cards yourself, Mel?, 125 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:48,362 Well, I'll be reading yours personally, [ Growls ] 126 00:06:48,468 --> 00:06:51,266 - [ Gasping, Laughing ] - [ Murmuring ] 127 00:06:51,371 --> 00:06:53,168 [ Sputters ] 128 00:06:53,273 --> 00:06:56,640 That's it, I'm telling Mr., Stupidest Man Alive what I really thought of this movie, 129 00:06:56,743 --> 00:06:58,472 - Hey, Gibson! -Yes, sir?, 130 00:06:58,578 --> 00:07:00,239 - Got a pencil?, - There you go, 131 00:07:00,347 --> 00:07:01,644 Thanks, 132 00:07:01,748 --> 00:07:05,206 Waste my time in front of this stupid- Appreciate it, 133 00:07:05,318 --> 00:07:07,582 [ Muttering ] 134 00:07:08,889 --> 00:07:10,982 The movie tested through the roof, Mel, 135 00:07:11,091 --> 00:07:13,218 The sea captain gave it four arr's, 136 00:07:13,326 --> 00:07:16,921 Bumblebee Man says Muybueno. And we were worried about the Latino market, huh?, 137 00:07:17,030 --> 00:07:18,793 - Huh?, Huh?, Huh?, - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, 138 00:07:18,899 --> 00:07:21,367 - Worry, - Come on, They can't all have loved it, 139 00:07:21,468 --> 00:07:23,368 Loved it, Loved it, Loved it, 140 00:07:23,470 --> 00:07:26,064 Loved it despite absence of flubber, Glavin?, 141 00:07:26,173 --> 00:07:29,404 Oh, here we go, Your movie was more boring than church, 142 00:07:29,509 --> 00:07:33,001 All you did was yak, yak, yak, You didn't even shoot anybody, Damn! I knew it, 143 00:07:33,113 --> 00:07:36,412 Ah, don't do this to yourself, Mel, The guy's obviously a nut, 144 00:07:36,516 --> 00:07:40,043 Maybe, Maybe he's the only person with the guts to tell me the truth, 145 00:07:40,153 --> 00:07:44,522 Turn the plane around, I want to go to 742 Evergreen Terrace, 146 00:07:44,624 --> 00:07:48,390 But you promised to help me move, Ah, geez, 147 00:07:50,530 --> 00:07:53,693 [Airplane Passing Overhead] 148 00:07:54,768 --> 00:07:56,736 - [ Doorbell Rings ] - Door, Marge, 149 00:07:56,837 --> 00:07:58,304 [ Groans ] 150 00:08:01,374 --> 00:08:04,639 - [ Gasps ] - I'm looking for,,, Homer Simpson, 151 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:06,940 And I've been looking for you too, pal, 152 00:08:07,047 --> 00:08:08,947 - Pound him, Dad! - Bart, don't! 153 00:08:09,049 --> 00:08:13,008 Quiet! Dad's gonna get his butt kicked by Mel Gibson, Knock his teeth out, Homer, 154 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:17,352 Listen, Gibson, I'm tired of Hollywood pretty boys like you,,, 155 00:08:17,457 --> 00:08:20,893 and Jack Valenti thinking you can have any woman you want, 156 00:08:20,994 --> 00:08:26,193 You see this?, It symbolizes that she's my property, and I own her, 157 00:08:26,299 --> 00:08:29,166 - Mr., Simpson, I need your help, - Huh?, 158 00:08:29,269 --> 00:08:33,069 I think you're right about my movie, and I want you to help me make it better, 159 00:08:33,173 --> 00:08:35,232 Really?, You want my help?, 160 00:08:35,342 --> 00:08:39,642 Marge, did you hear that?, Mel Gibson wants my help! Mel Gibson! 161 00:08:39,746 --> 00:08:42,146 - But, Dad, I thought you hated- - Shut up, 162 00:08:42,249 --> 00:08:44,717 Homer doesn't know anything about making movies, 163 00:08:44,818 --> 00:08:47,810 - Don't sell your husband short, Mrs., Simpson, - She's always doing that, Mel, 164 00:08:47,921 --> 00:08:50,253 - Oh, - Homer is a brutally honest man,,, 165 00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:53,952 - completely tactless and insensitive, - Guilty as charged, 166 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:57,518 The problem I have is people love me so much they never criticize me, 167 00:08:57,631 --> 00:09:00,099 I speed all the time, but cops never give me a ticket, 168 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,169 If l don't pay my taxes, the I,R.S, pays them for me, 169 00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:06,239 - Oh, you poor thing, - It's hell being Mel, 170 00:09:06,339 --> 00:09:09,775 - [Horn Honks ] - Come on! Geez! 171 00:09:09,876 --> 00:09:12,606 I don't have much time, Homer, Will you come to Hollywood with me?, 172 00:09:12,712 --> 00:09:15,272 [ Sniffles ] You had me at hello, 173 00:09:15,382 --> 00:09:17,612 I didn't say hello, 174 00:09:19,853 --> 00:09:23,584 [Marge ] Hollywood, here we come! 175 00:09:25,225 --> 00:09:29,594 - Hollywood, here we are! - [ Lisa ] Stop doing that, Mom. 176 00:09:32,566 --> 00:09:36,627 A minivan! Oh, boy, you celebrities sure know how to live, 177 00:09:36,736 --> 00:09:39,762 - What is this, Toyota Previa?, - Dodge Caravan, 178 00:09:39,873 --> 00:09:41,807 [ Whistles ] Sweet, 179 00:09:41,908 --> 00:09:43,967 Look! They're making a movie! 180 00:09:44,077 --> 00:09:46,944 Robert Downey Jr, is shooting it out with the police, 181 00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:51,279 - I don't see any cameras, - Okay, While Mel and I are working,,, 182 00:09:51,384 --> 00:09:53,284 why don't you guys do the town, 183 00:09:53,386 --> 00:09:56,844 I hear all the stars eat at a place called Planet Hollywood, 184 00:09:56,957 --> 00:10:00,484 - Can I stay with you, Dad?, - Sorry, Son, but we're going to be very busy, 185 00:10:00,594 --> 00:10:03,688 [ Whispering ] Mel's movie really stinks, 186 00:10:03,797 --> 00:10:06,766 Okay, This opening scene should be in fast motion, 187 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:09,563 Everybody likes that 'cause it looks funny, 188 00:10:09,669 --> 00:10:11,569 [ High-pitched ] Mr., Smith is coming to Washington, He's really honest, 189 00:10:11,671 --> 00:10:13,832 - That could be bad news for us corrupt politicians, - Big deal, 190 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:16,500 If he doesn't play ball, we'll teach him a thing or two, See ya, 191 00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:18,942 - [ Laughs ] - I don't think so, 192 00:10:19,045 --> 00:10:22,947 Okay, Here you need a musical montage where you try on lots of funny hats, 193 00:10:23,049 --> 00:10:25,040 - It'll let us see your playful side, - No, 194 00:10:25,151 --> 00:10:26,209 - Yeah, but- -Just no, 195 00:10:28,722 --> 00:10:33,591 For those of you who have always wanted to see the famous Brown Derby restaurant- 196 00:10:33,693 --> 00:10:35,627 - Ooh! - That's where it used to be, 197 00:10:37,631 --> 00:10:39,531 - [ Groans ] - And on your left,,, 198 00:10:39,633 --> 00:10:42,124 - is the notorious spot where Hugh Grant- - Ew! 199 00:10:42,235 --> 00:10:44,897 - filmed the movie Nine Months. - Ew! 200 00:10:46,306 --> 00:10:48,968 You want me to replace the villain with a dog?, 201 00:10:49,075 --> 00:10:50,975 I mean, nobody will know what's going on, 202 00:10:51,077 --> 00:10:53,511 They will if you set up that the dog is evil, 203 00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:55,808 All you have to do is show him doing this- 204 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:58,510 ?? [ Hums Dramatic Theme] 205 00:10:58,618 --> 00:11:01,143 And people will suspect the dog, 206 00:11:01,254 --> 00:11:04,951 Maybe this wasn't a good idea, Homer, I'm sorry I dragged you out here, 207 00:11:05,058 --> 00:11:06,958 Let me pay your bus fare home, 208 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:09,995 Uh, uh, uh, Now here's your biggest problem of all, 209 00:11:10,096 --> 00:11:13,156 The filibuster scene?, That was Jimmy Stewart's favorite, 210 00:11:13,266 --> 00:11:15,598 And it was fine for the 1 930s, 211 00:11:15,702 --> 00:11:19,297 The country was doing great back then, Everyone was into talking, 212 00:11:19,406 --> 00:11:21,772 But now, in whatever year this is,,, 213 00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:23,866 the audience wants action, 214 00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:25,945 And seats with beverage holders, 215 00:11:26,046 --> 00:11:28,742 - But mainly action, - Really think the end is boring?, 216 00:11:28,848 --> 00:11:33,285 Oh, Mel, it's the most boring piece of garbage I've ever seen, 217 00:11:33,386 --> 00:11:35,286 And it's not easy for me to say that, 218 00:11:35,388 --> 00:11:38,755 Hmm, I guess it is a little flat, Okay, Let's reshoot the ending, 219 00:11:38,858 --> 00:11:42,055 I'll call the hair and makeup ladies, You see if the Teamsters will work for free, 220 00:11:42,162 --> 00:11:45,063 Piece of cake, Now where's that kid with my latte?, 221 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:50,734 According to the map, this house is owned by the dog from Frasier. 222 00:11:50,837 --> 00:11:54,933 - [ Dog Barks ] - And that's where Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche live, 223 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:57,168 - [ Both ] We're lesbians! - [ Dog Howls ] 224 00:12:01,481 --> 00:12:04,075 - Okay, This new ending- - That we shot last night- 225 00:12:04,184 --> 00:12:07,085 is a little different than what we had, but I think you'll like it, 226 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:10,588 It's missing some sound effects, and the computer guys haven't added the twinkle in my eye- 227 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:13,090 Mel, you're coming off desperate, 228 00:12:13,193 --> 00:12:16,492 - Roll it, Louie! - [Projector Whirring] 229 00:12:17,597 --> 00:12:20,065 - Here comes two! - [ Beep ] 230 00:12:22,168 --> 00:12:24,762 Well, I'm not licked, 231 00:12:24,871 --> 00:12:29,501 And I'm gonna stay right here and fight for this lost cause, 232 00:12:29,609 --> 00:12:33,067 Somebody will listen to me, Somebody will- 233 00:12:33,179 --> 00:12:38,082 - [ Murmuring ] - I believe the senator has yielded the floor, 234 00:12:38,184 --> 00:12:41,085 [ Laughing ] 235 00:12:41,187 --> 00:12:44,213 Yield this, Senator Payne, [ Grunts ] 236 00:12:44,324 --> 00:12:46,451 [ Groans ] 237 00:12:47,494 --> 00:12:51,123 - [ Giggles ] - [ Both Grunting ] 238 00:12:51,231 --> 00:12:54,257 I move we impose some serious term limits, 239 00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:58,326 I second that motion, with a vengeance! 240 00:12:58,438 --> 00:13:00,633 - [ Clicks Tongue ] - [ Exclaims ] 241 00:13:03,376 --> 00:13:05,401 All in favor, say Die, 242 00:13:05,512 --> 00:13:07,446 [ Warbling ] 243 00:13:07,547 --> 00:13:10,015 [ Screaming ] 244 00:13:10,116 --> 00:13:12,983 [ Shouting ] 245 00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:16,487 Mr., Smith, this is highly unorthodox, 246 00:13:26,366 --> 00:13:28,334 I'm the president of the United States,,, 247 00:13:28,435 --> 00:13:30,562 and I demand to know what's going on here, 248 00:13:32,439 --> 00:13:34,737 [ Screams ] 249 00:13:36,676 --> 00:13:39,270 Happy birthday, Mr., President, 250 00:13:39,379 --> 00:13:42,815 [ Cheering ] 251 00:13:52,859 --> 00:13:54,827 - Pretty cool, huh?, - You, uh- 252 00:13:54,928 --> 00:13:58,796 - You chopped off the president's head, - Bet you didn't see that coming, 253 00:13:58,898 --> 00:14:02,095 You impaled a United States senator with the American flag, 254 00:14:02,202 --> 00:14:04,295 Why did Mr., Smith kill everybody?, 255 00:14:04,404 --> 00:14:07,635 It was symbolism, He was mad! 256 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,402 But this was going to be the studio's prestige picture,,, 257 00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:13,343 Like Howard's End or Sophie's Choice. 258 00:14:13,446 --> 00:14:17,906 Ew! Those movies sucked, I only saw them to get Marge into the sack, 259 00:14:18,017 --> 00:14:20,713 P.S, Mission accomplished, 260 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:23,584 But we've already bought five Golden Globe awards, 261 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:25,658 I don't make movies to win awards, 262 00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:27,658 Especially now that I have two Oscars, 263 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,660 I make movies for guys like him, 264 00:14:29,762 --> 00:14:32,356 - Yeah, guys like me, - Who are you anyway?, 265 00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:35,161 Do the words executive producer mean anything to you?, 266 00:14:35,268 --> 00:14:37,168 - Executive producer?, - We'll talk, 267 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:40,467 You've desecrated a classic film, This is worse than Godfather lll. 268 00:14:40,573 --> 00:14:43,371 Whoa, Whoa, Hey, whoa, Let's not say things we can't take back, 269 00:14:43,476 --> 00:14:45,273 All right, all right, I'm sorry, 270 00:14:45,378 --> 00:14:48,472 But this film is never going to see the light of day, 271 00:14:48,581 --> 00:14:50,515 [ Both Gasp ] 272 00:14:50,617 --> 00:14:53,347 - Look, They're towing away a Range Rover, - [ All Gasp ] 273 00:14:53,453 --> 00:14:55,353 - There's no- - Oink! 274 00:14:55,455 --> 00:14:58,015 - Come on, Homer, We got a movie to premiere, - Whoo-hoo! 275 00:14:58,124 --> 00:15:01,093 We've got to get that film back, or we'll all be fired, You know what I mean?, 276 00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:03,094 - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Fired, - Huh?, Huh?, Huh?, 277 00:15:08,835 --> 00:15:10,803 [ Tires Squeal ] 278 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,065 - Give us the film! - Never! 279 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,201 [ Woman On P.A.] And on you left... 280 00:15:18,311 --> 00:15:22,839 you'll see Rainier Wolfcastle filming his latest movie, Saving Irene Ryan. 281 00:15:22,949 --> 00:15:25,747 - [ Gunfire ] - You put me down, you big lummox! 282 00:15:25,852 --> 00:15:28,719 -Jed! - Shut up, old lady, 283 00:15:28,821 --> 00:15:30,721 And stop kicking me there! 284 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,889 - [ Shouting ] - Watch out! Coming through! 285 00:15:35,995 --> 00:15:38,327 - Homer! Land mine! - I'm on it! 286 00:15:39,899 --> 00:15:42,663 [ Both Screaming ] 287 00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:44,464 - Night, Mr., Gibson, - Night, Gus, 288 00:15:44,571 --> 00:15:47,438 [ Both Screaming ] 289 00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:50,373 [ Groans ] I'm getting too old for this crap, 290 00:15:50,476 --> 00:15:54,276 - How old are you anyway?, -Well, I've been told I can play anywhere from 28 to- 291 00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,779 Sorry I asked, 292 00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:59,978 - Aw, crap! Here they come! - Well, that's it, Homer, 293 00:16:00,086 --> 00:16:03,146 We should've known better than to match wits with studio executives, 294 00:16:03,256 --> 00:16:06,225 Hey, come on, Turn that Down Under frown upside down! 295 00:16:06,326 --> 00:16:08,556 We're not finished yet! 296 00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:14,497 Wow! These dummies look pretty good, 297 00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:17,229 Well, I've had a lot of surgery, old chum, 298 00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:22,036 Shh! Mr., Lamato said he'd fire us if you didn't stop bothering the customers, 299 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,510 Homer, what are you doing here?, 300 00:16:25,612 --> 00:16:30,208 No time talk, Need steal car, Must save powerful but controversial movie, [ Gasps ] 301 00:16:30,316 --> 00:16:32,216 [ Sputtering ] 302 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,620 Hello, Quick, Mel, get in, 303 00:16:36,723 --> 00:16:40,159 [ Sighs ] Forget it, Homer, Let's just give them the stupid movie, 304 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,160 Movies aren't stupid! 305 00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:46,028 They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies, 306 00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:48,566 Lethal Weapon showed us that suicide is funny, 307 00:16:48,668 --> 00:16:50,431 That really wasn't my intention, 308 00:16:50,536 --> 00:16:54,700 Before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb in my toilet, 309 00:16:54,807 --> 00:16:57,298 But now I check every time, 310 00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:59,310 It's true, He does, 311 00:16:59,412 --> 00:17:01,676 Movies mean that much to you, Homer?, 312 00:17:01,781 --> 00:17:06,081 They're my only escape from the drudgery of work and family, 313 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,746 - No offense, - Ah, what the heck, Let's hit the road, 314 00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:13,655 Shove over, junior, 315 00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:21,564 That thoughtless destruction will surely bankrupt the museum, old chum, 316 00:17:21,668 --> 00:17:23,568 Shut up! 317 00:17:34,113 --> 00:17:37,241 Mom, you gotta take my picture in this car so I can show Milhouse, 318 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:41,377 Oh, sorry, honey, I used up the last roll on that man I thought was Judge Judy, 319 00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:43,455 - Well, I think we lost them, [ Grunts ] - [ Crash ] 320 00:17:43,556 --> 00:17:45,183 Oh, wait, There they are, [ Grunts ] 321 00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:48,419 - Let me try something, Take the wheel, Lisa, - But my Dad- 322 00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:51,691 - I said you, - We've got him now, 323 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,158 [ All Scream ] 324 00:18:01,441 --> 00:18:03,636 Oh, no! We killed Mel Gibson! 325 00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:06,439 You all saw it, He came at me with a knife, right?, 326 00:18:09,315 --> 00:18:11,249 Wait a minute, He's just a dummy, 327 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,319 I know, but he sells tickets, 328 00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:16,348 Let's go, 329 00:18:19,392 --> 00:18:24,022 - Oh, great idea, Mel, Now it's my turn, - [ Tires Screech ] 330 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:26,394 - What are you doing?, - I'm tired of running away, 331 00:18:26,499 --> 00:18:30,128 Did Braveheart run away?, Did Payback run away?, 332 00:18:30,236 --> 00:18:33,205 It's time we showed those suits what we're made of, 333 00:18:34,941 --> 00:18:37,739 The heck is that?, 334 00:18:37,844 --> 00:18:41,109 The one on the left is Mel Gibson, I don't know who the other two guys are, 335 00:18:41,214 --> 00:18:43,182 Will you please tell me the rest of the plan?, 336 00:18:43,282 --> 00:18:45,682 It's your plan- from Braveheart. 337 00:18:45,785 --> 00:18:47,753 Your army mooned the enemy,,, 338 00:18:47,854 --> 00:18:51,085 until they could take no more and surrendered, 339 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:54,557 No, they didn't, They attacked us in a horribly bloody battle, Remember?, 340 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:57,424 - Actually, I didn't see it, But on the poster- -Jump! 341 00:18:57,530 --> 00:18:59,327 [ Yelps, Screams ] 342 00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:01,764 - Homer, are you okay?, - I think so, 343 00:19:01,868 --> 00:19:03,631 - [ Metal Scrapes ] - No, 344 00:19:06,472 --> 00:19:09,964 - [Mr. Smith ]All in favor, say Die. - [ Gunfire ] 345 00:19:10,076 --> 00:19:14,445 Ooh, That digital sound really lets you hear the blood splatter, 346 00:19:14,547 --> 00:19:17,744 I don't get it, Mel, How can you be so calm and cool?, 347 00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:20,045 My stomach's full of vomiting butterflies, 348 00:19:20,153 --> 00:19:22,781 - ??[Ends ] - Okay, that's it, [ Hums ] 349 00:19:22,889 --> 00:19:25,016 Let's get ready to meet our public, 350 00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:27,183 [ Grumbling, Shouting ] 351 00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:30,558 - Well, that was disgusting, - Worst ending ever, 352 00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:32,563 I think I'm gonna be sick, 353 00:19:32,665 --> 00:19:35,862 I'm Jimmy Stewart's granddaughter, and you'll be hearing from my attorney, 354 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,458 - Ooh! - Ow! 355 00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:42,007 - Oh, we should have put in the dog with the shifty eyes, - [ Grunts ] 356 00:19:49,849 --> 00:19:52,443 in today's crazy, gentle America for violent dinosaurs like us, 357 00:19:52,552 --> 00:19:55,112 How did the country lose its way, Mel?, 358 00:19:55,221 --> 00:19:58,315 When did we stop rooting for the man with the flamethrower,,, 359 00:19:58,424 --> 00:20:00,722 or an acid-spraying gun of some kind?, 360 00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:03,455 I blame the Internet, And the return of swing music, 361 00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:06,396 Well, whatever it is, we gotta get rolling on our next picture, 362 00:20:06,499 --> 00:20:10,333 Hey, what about a prequel to something?, Everybody loves prequels, 363 00:20:10,436 --> 00:20:13,928 - I don't, - [ Groans ] Okay, Mr., Difficult, 364 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,940 How about a teen sex romp,,, 365 00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:18,943 where you and your buddies are always trying to get some?, 366 00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:22,776 No, wait! A ghost who wins the lottery, 367 00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:25,442 You could be the ghost or the lottery commissioner, 368 00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:28,452 Ooh! What about Indiana Jones? 369 00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:30,954 Does anyone own the rights to that? [ Grunts ] 370 00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:33,423 Hey, Mel! I fell out! 371 00:20:34,794 --> 00:20:37,854 ?? [ Dramatic Theme ] 372 00:20:41,734 --> 00:20:44,294 [ Dog Howls ] 373 00:21:24,443 --> 00:21:28,846 - Shh! - [ Warbling]

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