Je was op zoek naar: i'm a mess i confesses (Engels - Latijn)

i'm a man.
ego vir sum.

i am a mess
sum pulmentum i fatetur

i'm a wanker
im 'a wanker

i'm a free man.
vir liber sum.

i'm a bitch, therefore, i am
puteo ergo sum

i'm a triggered poof
virtutem dei

i'm a good person.
bonus homo sum.

she thinks i'm a liar, but i'm not
putat me mendacem, sed non sum

i'm a selfish avenger but i am a peace alamues avenger ap
eresor

my life is a mess
est vita mea pulmentum

believe me, brother, i don't know that i'm a man; i don't feel like one.
crede mihi, frater, non intelligo me virum esse, non sentio.

and david said to uriah, go down to thy house, and wash thy feet. and uriah departed out of the king's house, and there followed him a mess of meat from the king.
et dixit david ad uriam vade in domum tuam et lava pedes tuos egressus est urias de domo regis secutusque est eum cibus regiu