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so, you know, for years i would go to bars and, sort of, anyone i met whose name was eric i was humping immediately, or something.
entonces, durante años cuando iba a los bares si me encontraba a alguien que se llamara eric me lo tiraba de inmediato, o algo así.
from may to early july you may see a trickle of llama, alpaca and donkey trains (nowadays more likely camiones) humping salt blocks 300km from the salar de uyuni to trade in tarija.
de mayo a principios de julio se puede ver una fila de llamas, alpacas y burros (hoy en día es más probable con los camiones) llevando bloques de sal a 300 km desde el salar de uyuni para venderlas en tarija.
* in "aliens exist" tom changes the lines, "i got an injection/of fear from the abduction/my best friend thinks i'm just telling lies" to, "i got an injection/of love from the erection/my best friend thinks i'm just humping guys.
* en «aliens exist», tom cambia las líneas: «i got an injection/of fear from the abduction/my best friend thinks i'm just telling lies» por «i got an injection/of love from the erection/my best friend thinks i'm just humping guys».