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are you a lesbian
unafanya nini mpenzi ... habari yako

are you a muslim?
je, wewe ni muislamu?

are you a juicy girl
niko poa vp yal yako

can i ask you a question
ngeli ya u-ya

i wish you a good evening.
ninakutakia jioni njema

i'll send you a picture
nataka kukutana na wewe

i missed you a lot today
i missed you alot today

and remember you a great deal.
na tukukumbuke sana.

i'll print you a second
nitakuchapa kiboko

cool and we wish you a good night
poa nawe

i wish you a good and prosperous life.
nakutakia maisha mwema na fanaka

i wish you a happy easter weekend
nakutakia jumapili njema ya pasaka

i give you a clear warning from him.
hakika mimi ni mwonyaji kwenu wa kubainisha nitokae kwake.

and you a hundred and a hundred times
maramia

and they ask you a decision about women.
wanakuuliza nini sharia ya wanawake.

indeed, i am to you a trustworthy messenger.
hakika mimi kwenu ni mtume muaminifu kwenu.

allah has indeed revealed to you a reminder,
hakika mwenyezi mungu amekuteremshieni ukumbusho,

behold, we shall cast upon you a weighty word.
hakika sisi tutakuteremshia kauli nzito.

he propoundeth unto you a similitude taken from yourselves.
amekupigieni mfano kutokana na nafsi zenu. je!