Results for cuando hace frio, yo llevo el ___... translation from Spanish to English

cuando hace frio yo bebo
when it's cold drink iced tea

y él estará pensando porqué debo tener el pañuelo alrededor de mi cabeza, cuando hace tanto calor en mi dormitorio, pero él comprenderá más tarde.
and he's wondering why i should have the scarf about my head, when it's so warm in my bedroom, but he will understand later.

una vez, estaba en una iglesia y le pregunté a la congregación: "porqué estamos usando ropa hoy? una persona levantó su mano y dijo: "por que hace frio", yo le dije: "bueno, que pasa cuando hace calor?
i was in a meeting once and i said to all the people, “why are you wearing clothes today?” someone put up their hand and said, “because it's cold.” i said, “well, what happens when it's hot? does that mean that you all take them off?” they sort of looked at me rather strangely.