Vous avez cherché: i'll give you a slap on the butt (Anglais - Latin)

i'll give you a call in the morning.
mane te per telephonum adibo.

i give you a book.
dono tibi librum.

i give you a monument in the cactus with police
cum vigil cactus sum date monument in vobis

i give you a name, now sodomise me
dono tibi nomen iam paedica me

if you suck my dick i'll give you ten cents
love saying

in one dark enough to give you a new heart
et dabo vobis cor novum et spiritum mein effundan in mediobuestri

for i will give you a mouth and wisdom, which all your adversaries shall not be able to gainsay nor resist.
ego enim dabo vobis os et sapientiam cui non poterunt resistere et contradicere omnes adversarii vestr

for whosoever shall give you a cup of water to drink in my name, because ye belong to christ, verily i say unto you, he shall not lose his reward.
et quisquis scandalizaverit unum ex his pusillis credentibus in me bonum est ei magis si circumdaretur mola asinaria collo eius et in mare mitteretu

once upon a time there were twin girls, julia and junia, and they lived in a villa by the ocean. julia was good, but junia was bad. julia was happy and loved the world, the fields, the moon and the stars; he was able to sing well and pray to many wild animals. but julia was greedy. and he dared to play with swine, horses, and goats; and they did not love the miserable and evil junia. once upon a time they saw their twins walking in the sand, and saw the boat of the pirates. junia begged the pirates: "give me a lot of gold, and i'll give you my sister so you can keep it." pirates
olim erant puellae geminae, iulia iuniaque,et in villa ad oceanum habitabant. iulia erant bona sed iunia mala erat. iulia laeta erat et mundum, agros, lunam et stellas amabant; et bene cantare et multis bestiis orare poterat. sed iulia avara erat. et porcos et equos et capros ludere audebat; iatque iuniam miseram malamque non amabant. olim geminae in harena ambulant, et alnum piaratarum videbant. iunia piratis orabat: “da mihi multum aurum, et germanam meam dabo serva vestra potest.” piratae