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he's so hot
sobrang tinamaan siya

why is he so hard
bakit ang pogi niya

he's so horny
sobrang sungit niya

aaww! he's so cute.
ang cute naman niya!

he's so tall and handsome as hell
matangkad maitim at gwapo

(mouthed) he's so fucking hot.
(sa bibig lamang) napaka-guwapo niya.

he's not mine but he so vaery special to me
he 's not mine but he' s so vaery special to me.

he's so cute and handsome at the same time, just like you
ang cute at gwapo nya at the same time

but i guess that's physically impossible because he's so far away so...
pero mukhang mahirap mangyari iyon dahil malayong-malayo siya kaya...

he said, "let's get out of this town drive out of the city, away from the crowds" i thought heaven can't help me now nothing lasts forever, but this is gonna take me down he's so tall and handsome as hell he's so bad but he does it so well i can see the end as it begins my one condition is say you'll remember me standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset, babe red lips and rosy cheeks say you'll see me again even if it's just in your wildest dreams, ah-ha wildest dreams, ah-ha i said, "no one has to know what we do" his hands are in my hair, his clothes are in my room and his voice is a familiar sound nothing lasts forever but this is getting good now he's so tall and handsome as hell he's so bad but he does it so well and when we've had our very last kiss my last request it is say you'll remember me standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset, babe red lips and rosy cheeks say you'll see me again even if it's just in your wildest dreams, ah-ha wildest dreams, ah-ha you'll see me in hindsight tangled up with you all night burnin' it down someday when you leave me i bet these memories follow you around you'll see me in hindsight tangled up with you all night burnin' it down someday when you leave me i bet these memories follow you around say you'll remember me standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset, babe red lips and rosy cheeks say you'll see me again even if it's just pretend say you'll remember me standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset, babe red lips and rosy cheeks say you'll see me again even if it's just in your (just pretend, just pretend) wildest dreams, ah-ha in your wildest dreams, ah-ha (even if it's just in your) in your wildest dreams, ah-ha in your wildest dreams, ah-ha
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