Je was op zoek naar: osculum mihi asinum (Latijn - Engels)

osculum mihi asinum te avem
kiss my ass

mihi asinum
give me a donkey

mihi asinum ridens
kiss my ass

dixitque ad filios suos sternite mihi asinum qui cum stravissen
and he spake to his sons, saying, saddle me the ass. and they saddled him.

et ait filiis suis sternite mihi asinum qui cum stravissent ascendi
and he said unto his sons, saddle me the ass. so they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon,

osculum mihi non dedisti haec autem ex quo intravit non cessavit osculari pedes meo
thou gavest me no kiss: but this woman since the time i came in hath not ceased to kiss my feet.

qui respondens ait domine mi rex servus meus contempsit me dixi ei ego famulus tuus ut sterneret mihi asinum et ascendens abirem cum rege claudus enim sum servus tuu
and he answered, my lord, o king, my servant deceived me: for thy servant said, i will saddle me an ass, that i may ride thereon, and go to the king; because thy servant is lame.