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i have a bottle labeled brandy, which is more than likely hair lacquer or some vodka my neighbor gave me after it made her husband go blind.
i have a bottle labeled brandy 私 ボトルをブランデーとラベルさせる which is more than likely hair lacquer どちらがありそうな髪のラッカーより多いか or some vodka my neighbor gave me または 私の 隣人が私に与えたいくつかのウオッカ after it made her husband go blind 彼女の夫がそれによって盲目になった後に