Results for i solemnly swear that i am up to no... translation from English to Latin

i am seated here i am, singing, and count them up. then when i looked at my friend, he had stripped himself and put all his clothes by the roadside. my heart was in my mouth; i stood like dead. ... and suddenly a wolf. do not joking; not lie for any amount of so great i do. but as i was saying, after a wolf began to howl into the woods. at first i hardly knew where i was; then i went up to his clothes, that i would take: and she went into stone. , and damned if they had not turned
sedeo ego cantabundus et stelas numero. deinde ut respexi ad comitem, ille exuit se et omnia vestimenta secundum viam posuit. mihi anima in naso esse; stabam tanquam mortuus. … et subito lupus factus est. nolite me iocari putare; ut mentiar, nullius patrimonium tanti facio. sed, quod coeperam dicere, postquam lupus factus est, ululare coepit et in silvas fugit. ego primitus nesciebam ubi essem; deinde accessi, ut vestimenta eius tollerem: illa autem lapidea facta sunt. qui mori timore nisi ego