Results for mi burro translation from Spanish to English

chupa mi burro
suck my donkey cock

porque hay radio en el bunghole de mi burro?
why is there radium in my donkey's bunghole?

-pero, ¿y mi burro! ¿dónde está el burro que he tirado al mar?
"and the donkey i threw into the sea?"

-yo me contento -respondió corchuelo- de haber caído de mi burra, y de que me haya mostrado la experiencia la verdad, de quien tan lejos estaba. y, levantándose, abrazó al licenciado, y quedaron más amigos que de antes, y no queriendo esperar al escribano, que había ido por la espada, por parecerle que tardaría mucho; y así, determinaron seguir, por llegar temprano a la aldea de quiteria, de donde todos eran.
"i am satisfied with having tumbled off my donkey," said corchuelo, "and with having had the truth i was so ignorant of proved to me by experience;" and getting up he embraced the licentiate, and they were better friends than ever; and not caring to wait for the notary who had gone for the sword, as they saw he would be a long time about it, they resolved to push on so as to reach the village of quiteria, to which they all belonged, in good time.