Je was op zoek naar: like a joke that seems true (Engels - Tagalog)

like a joke that seems true poem
tulad ng isang biro na parang tunay na tula

like a joke that seems true story
tulad ng isang joke na tila tunay na kuwento

that seems to touch
laging naka abang ang kanyang kamay

it may sound like a joke
dpat di sya nagtatanggal ng fb frends mo

like a mess
mukha akong gulo

see first that seems to blame
parang awa muna sisi kana

feel like a boss
like a boss

act like a professional
huwag kumilos tulad ng isang propesyonal

sounds like a mother
katunog ng salitang nanay

thank you and you treated me like a true friend
salamat at i tinuring mo akong ina

you seem like a nice person
you seem kind

treat me like a joke in i leave you like it funny
tagalog

that seems like a third or fourth date kind of thing.
para siyang pangatlo o pang-apat na date natin.

you seem like a very stern person
istrikto

anong tagalog ng overthinking is't a joke that sht eats you up
anong tagalog ng is't a joke that sht eats you up

it seems like a phlegm in the throat
parang may plema sa lalamunan

determine the state of biodiversity in your area and elements that seems to be deteriorating it.
takbuhan kapag may problema

one day apart seems like a separation of three years.
ang isang araw na hindi tayo magkasama ay parang tatlong taong paghihiwalay.

why does that seem different
bakit nag iba kana