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the livestock fair is the mostest, it really is. yesterday i had a long mooch down around there just to see if i could run into a cow or two or any living thing just to rub myself up against - but no luck and it wasn't for lack of trying.
la feria de ganado es el despelote. ayer estuve a ver si encontraba una vaca o cualquier otro ser viviente con el que frotarme, pero no hubo suerte, y no será porque no metí horas.

the mostest is when one gets buggered by a cute, pierced, tattooed lorry driver... what if i tell you? because this is what happened to benoit, who was haughty with his tattoo on his arm, and i can tell you that at least he acted the tough guy once arrived at the motel along with his hairy lorry driver: on his arms, shoulders, back and legs, he's got tattooes all over his body! to be forgiven, after jerking him off, he surrenders his bumhole to the lorry driver who sticks his tongue into his anus.
¿y si te lo contára? porque es eso lo que le ha pasado a benoit, cuando estaba orgulloso de su tatuaje en el brazo, y te puedo decir que a dejado de ser el tío malvado una vez llegado al motel con su peludo chófer : brazos, hombros, espalda, piernas, todos cubiertos por un montón de tatuajes en todo el cuerpo! ¡para hacerse perdonar, ofrece su agujerito después de haber masturbado al chofér, que le pasa tambiés su legua en su ano.